1. Cat Turd Isn’t Right
Dear Frank: My boyfriend got me a cat turd for my birthday. It was super nice of him, but it’s not the exact one I wanted. How do I ask him for the receipt so I can exchange it without making him mad?
Not Right in Napa
Dear Not: Even with a gift receipt, you’re not putting that thing back where it came from. Just enjoy your cat turd and appreciate the thought your boyfriend put into the gift.
2. Human Birth
Dear Frank: Are humans born with no fur?
Curious in Calabasas
Play the video to see Frank’s answer.
3. Best Advice
Dear Frank: What’s the best advice you’ve ever received?
Botwin in Las Vegas
Dear Botwin: Well, my grandpa always said, “Bark, bark. Bark, bark… bark.” So wise.