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Have you ever gone out with some friends to dinner and then almost pooped your pants once the bill arrived? How were you to know those soda refills were $2 each? They just kept filling your glass without even asking!

Next time you receive an unpleasant receipt, just pull out your Puppy Bill Disputer and let him show that receipt who’s boss. The Puppy Bill Disputer is so efficient that he chews up the receipt before it’s even printed, thus negating its existence entirely — along with your responsibility to pay. Hundreds of customers have been thoroughly satisfied with the Puppy Bill Disputer’s performance, while saving tons of money and being routinely blacklisted at popular establishments. Who wants to eat there anyway?

The Puppy Bill Disputer also doubles as an important document shredder. Got some top secret documents to hide? The Puppy BIll Disputer chews them up and poops them out! No one will ever know they existed. And that’s the best way to keep a secret. Protect your identity with the Puppy Bill Disputer as he violently attacks and destroys annoying credit card offers, insurance paperwork, and other sensitive material.

And kids can use the Puppy Bill Disputer, too. After all, what can your teacher say when you actually deliver evidence that the dog really did eat your homework? Nothing — that’s what. So get your Puppy Bill Disputer today!

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