Dear GiGi,
We have an ongoing issue in my house, and I can’t take it anymore!
My husband leaves his little stubble hairs from shaving all over the sink, and it’s disgusting! It looks like ants having a rave. The whiskers stick to everything and make me dry heave while trying to wash them away.
How can I get him to clean up after himself?!
Rebecca M.
Venice Beach, CA
Dear Rrrrrrrrbeca,
Is this really about the hairy rave or about your trying to squash a man’s right to brandish his masculinity with pride? To display his virile, red-blooded might via an exceptional show of primal pageantry?
This is the equivalent of my counterparts showing up to the back door with a catch-of-the-day, excited for you to see it and SCREAM with sheer delight! It wasn’t easy hunting that crappy mouse down and dragging it all the way home. But we do it for love.
So I suggest the next time you see those bristly whiskers sprinkled across your shiny sink, you SCREAM with sheer delight and share the words we dogs hear upon our presentations: “GET THAT THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!”
Love ya!
GiGi
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