Yeah, I know — it’s winter. It’s a little too soon to start dreaming of having mimosas poolside, but for this pack of mutts, it’s totally free swim time, and I am feeling this diva so much it might as well be summertime.
Cause, you see, my hairdo is my pride and joy. Maintaining its pinkness and its style is a full-time job. I only wash it twice a week (Mondays and Fridays, so please don’t call on me on those days) and after taking an hour to blow dry and flatiron it straight, I sleep with a silk night cap to preserve its style (for all my curly hair and heavily-textured hair ladies out there, I highly recommend donning a cap to bed). So when it comes to swimming, I don’t actually swim. Instead I bob around in my bikini with a champagne flute in one hand and the other hand shielding me from errant splashes of style-melting, color-eating chlorinated pool water.
In fact, I look a little bit like this dog, who is a diva after my own heart. In the video, she bobs around, uninterested in doggy paddling like the canines around her, and yet she’s obviously having a fantastic time otherwise she wouldn’t be in the pool to start with.
Let us raise a martini to the diva non-doggy-paddling dog!
Hat tip to Dlisted
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