I wear a lot of hats, as it were, and walk in a lot of worlds. As an erotica writer and longtime safer-sex educator, I spend a lot of time in that part of my professional life talking about sex, all kinds, and the various, complicated, and unique ways that each individual relates to their body.
Separately, in my work with dogs I spend a whole lot of time with people who are often (though not always) nervous/shy/uncomfortable thinking about (let alone talking about) sex and sexuality. Even though I keep these two worlds generally quite separate, there is something that seems to radiate off me that encourages dog folks to talk with me about their own sex lives and dog training issues associated with that. (It’s also not uncommon for my sex-radical friends to contact me asking dog training questions!)
I don’t know what dogs think of sex. If I had to guess, I’d say that my pups — including my 11 year old who has seen a lot — are utterly unconcerned with it and see it as just one more weird thing humans do with each other. What do your dogs think? One of my favorite poets Andrea Gibson recently released a new spoken-word album and on it is a fantastic poem about her dog Squash (click here to watch a video of her reading it to her dog).
Here’s a line from it: “I can’t imagine what you think of sex/ I can’t tell if you think it’s a slobbering badly boundaried belly rub or a poorly aimed fist fight.”
In America, we live in a sex obsessed culture (it’s on TV, in magazine ads, on the Internet) and yet we are, as a general rule, very uncomfortable talking about it. We are sadly undereducated about it, but that’s another conversation for a different place. What makes me sad, though, are the number of dog folks who contact me to ask a question about sex and are mortified about even talking about it. For me, there’s nothing shameful or embarrassing about sex, and the more we talk about it, the more comfortable and educated we become — all good things in my world.
Here are a few of my favorite tips to make sure that your dogs are safe and you can get some special time with your sweetie:
1. Supervise or confine
This is my golden rule of dog training. We all love our dogs, but sometimes we don’t need their assistance with what we’re doing. I believe that as part of training it is our responsibility as guardians to always help our dogs to be successful, which means crating or otherwise confining if we aren’t able to be supervising. If you’re engaged in sexual activity, supervising your dog is unlikely to be your primary area of focus.
It’s my No. 1 rule for sex and relationships, and it definitely comes into play here as well. Figure out what you want and the boundaries of where you are comfortable being or not being, and then communicate those needs/desires to your partner. Communication goes both ways, though, so be sure to also listen and take into account the needs of the people you are involved with.
3. Safety first!
Condoms, lube, dildos and other sex toys are part of safer sex practices and an enjoyable sex life, but they are bad for your dog. Make sure you always clean up your toys before drifting off to sleep or letting your dog back in the room.
4. Honor your desires and boundaries
Sometimes people use their dogs as an excuse not to have sex with their partner, saying, “Oh sorry, I don’t want to kick the dog our of bed” or, “Fido gets upset when we get romantic.” If that’s really happening, those are training issues that can be worked around but if you are more comfortable appeasing your dog then that’s ok, but it also might be worth thinking about why, do you want to be sexually involved with this other person. If not, that’s ok too, but don’t use your dog as an excuse, that’s not fair to your dog or anyone you might be in a relationship with. What is ok is to be honest about not wanting to engage in sexual activity with someone or at a certain time, and to say that at this time/place you would rather curl up with your dog and watch a movie.
Don’t assume that your partner is as comfortable as you are getting intimate with your dog laying on the pillow. I don’t think there is anything wrong with being physically involved with the dog on the other side of the bed, but make sure it’s something everyone feels comfortable with. Once in my late teens I did get involved with someone who was uncomfortable with dogs and who was so worried and unable to get into the mood with the dogs around that I did kennel my pack (who had been lying on the floor near the bed). My involvement with that person didn’t last long (not surprisingly) but it did remind me the importance of meeting intimate partners where they are and respecting their boundaries about dogs.
How about you? What do your dogs think when you have sex? What are your boundaries? Dogs in the room or dogs out of the room? Let me know in the comments!
About the author: Sassafras Lowrey is a dog-obsessed author based in Brooklyn. She is the winner of the 2013 Berzon Emerging Writer Award from the Lambda Literary Foundation, and the editor of two anthologies and one novel. Sassafras is a Certified Trick Dog Instructor, and she assists with dog agility classes. She lives with her partner, two dogs of dramatically different sizes, and two bossy cats. She is always on the lookout for adventures with her canine pack. Learn more at her website.
Read more by Sassafras Lowrey:
- Confession: I Spent Most of My Tour of Europe Sniffing Out Cool Dog Things
- How to Keep the Peace in a Dog-and-Cat Household
- Would You Call 911 After Seeing a Dog Locked in a Hot Car?
- I Was a Homeless Teen; My Dog, Mercury, Helped Me Through It
- Having A Reactive Dog Makes Me A Better Dog Trainer
- Do You Keep Your Dog on a Leash Even in Off-Leash Areas?
6 thoughts on “Do You Have Sex with Your Dog in the Room?”
Our pup seems to be very concerned with my safety and checks in on me a lot. He's very anxious alone but gives us space when asked, as long as it's in the same room lol. Mostly, I think he just wants his spot on the bed back!
He's new though so I think we're all adjusting fairly well.
I mate with my Dane 3 times a day when she's in heat so it all good
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My husband and I are comfortable with our dogs in the room, it’s not a problem for us, the problem is that after we are intimate, our dogs are always very concerned for whoever was on bottom, or making the most noise. They come up to our faces, are super loving and whining, and it is causing my husband to feel unloved by our dogs. He is also concerned that the dogs think he is hurting me. What can we do for the dogs, I want them to feel comfortable, simply crating them won’t work.
Hi there Marie,
Thanks for reaching out! If you aren’t comfortable with crating your dogs, the article suggests otherwise confining them if you are unable to be supervising. If you’re engaged in sexual activity, supervising your dog is unlikely to be your primary area of focus. If confining them elsewhere isn’t an option and no other suggests from this article seem to be working, please contact your vet with this question.
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